I've n3ver b33n s0 det3rm!ned in my L!f3 ever .. I ch0se t!s patH so I'm g0nna st!ck t0 It & g!v3 my utm0st b3st .. J!a Y0u J3m !! U CAN MAK3 IT D3 !!
I n03 s0m3 ppL muz b3 th!nk!ng " a!ya .. b3 r3al!st!c Larz .. f!nd 1 stabl3 j0b .. m0r3 bett3r .." gu3ss what ?? dAt's f0r u wh0 eith3r dun haVe the c0urage0us to fulf!l uR dr3amz or u dUn hav3 1 .. s0 dUn g0 r0und st3pp!ng 0n oth3r ppL's dr3amz .. u g0 d0 uRs & i g0 d0 m!n3 .. & by th3 way .. thAnx t0 th0s3 wh0 sA3 "t00 bad !t's in M's!a .. 0th3rw!s3 th3y w!ll c0m3 ch33r f0r m3 .." !t's 0k th0ugh .. jUz prAy f0r m3 cAn L3rz yA ?!
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t!s week U-Weekly hAd a s3ct!on sAy!n dAt eveRyb0dy's L!f3 is pred3st!n3d lerz .. so by see!n how uR b0n3s we!ght (by add!ng th3 we!ght g!v3n acc0rd!ng t0 th3 y3ar, the Lunar m0nth & dAy and th3 LunaR t!m3 u'rE b0rn) u cAn actually kn0w wAt d3st!ny awa!ts u .. but t!s is juz f0r refer3nc3 .. u cAn ch00s3 t0 b3L!ev3 it or nt .. anywAy t!s is m!ne :
" Ar3 tAl3nted, aBle to sTr!ve success if j0!n displinary car33rs (i.e : SDU, p0l!c3, etc) .. will b3 r!ch3r !n th3 2nd part 0f uR L!f3 & br!ng gl0ry t0 uR ancest0rs"
any1 wAnna n03 cAn ask m3 ch3ck f0r u 0r u buy the U-Weekly ..
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th3se few dA3s keep watcH!ng v!de0s from MAD TV ... MAN IT'S HILARIOUS !! v!de0s such as Alternate Ending Of Wizard Of Oz, Parody Of Sex & the City, Desperate Housew!v3s, Lost & etc .. hAhaz .. Keep waTch!n th3 sam3 old v!de0s but nv g3t t!r3d 0f it ..
1 part!cular v!de0 attraCt3d my att3nt!on .. t!tl3d " MAD TV - Substitute Teacher" .. pl0t is abt t!s Lat!n teacher fr0m som3 gAngst3r scH b3!ng s3nt t0 t!s all-gaLZ cAthol!c/chr!st!ans sCh as an xcHang3 pr0grAm3 .. sh3 com3s t0 teach Sex Educashawn .. t!s ar3 my fAv0ur!t3 d!al0gu3s fr0m de sK!t :
Don't b3 a slut .. wash uR butts ..
th3 onli test u'r3 gg t0 w0rry abt pass!ng .. is th3 pr3gancy t3st .. If u gt
an F .. dAt's stAnds f0r Fertel!s3d & d3 st!ck will b3 blu3 momm!es ..
Estup!da !!
K!ss!ng .. L3ads to Hump!ng .. Just L!k3 Fart!ng .. L3ads to p00p!ng ..
If u D!n g3t uRs .. h3 d!n d0 h!s cH0r3s ..
Hahaz !! n!ce Sk!t by MAD TV .. r3all! f33l enterta!n3d .. anyway .. dAt's all f0r n0w .. w!ll uPdAt3 s00n !f bl0gg3r perm!ts .. cHa0z !!
*P.S : I n33d a j0b .. s0m3on3 pLz !ntr0 m3 s0m3 h!gh-pAy jobs .. pLzZzZz ~~