Was working @ B3st D3nk! locat3d at IMM (Fr0m 11 July - 11 August) sell!n Palm PDA pH0n3s (Tr30 680 .. ONLI !!) .. Get to no3 quit3 a lot of p3opl3 larz .. From n!c3 1s t0 !rr!tat!ng 1s .. Hey no work!n l!f3 is perfect ok !? .. H3ngz MP3 & PDAs s!d3 b3r! fUn .. As F0r Cam3ra s!de .. POLITICS !! HaHaz .. Anyway .. L3t m3 !ntr0 th3m to U gUyz 1 by 1 ..
(!n s3qu3nc3 0f Kn0w!n s!nc3 Da3 1 ..)
1) Simon (pr0n0unc3d as Si-m0n) : Gr8 guy .. h3's th3 1 wh0 intr0 m3 all the ppL th3r3 N als0 a!d m3 !n sEll!n All BrAnds PDA .. *s0rry aRhz .. dAt t!me 害 u kAna sC0ld3d by aL!c3* .. HaHaz .. aNywAy .. h3 r3all! !s a n!c3 gUy .. h0p3 t0 b3 aBl3 t0 see N w0rk w!f h!m aga!n ..
2) J3nny : t!s 1 is 1 heck of a s!a0z cHar Bor .. LoLz .. everytime chat wif me .. coz there working sianz .. n0 cust0m3r d3 .. so tok lorz.. but we tok non-stop de .. gt customer oso dun care .. machiam our house .. LoLZ .. d3n i eVt suAn h3r d3 .. but a j0k3 larz .. she 0s0 n03 .. so no fights .. th3n muz demo MP3 mahz .. so play music thru Big Speakers .. t!s s!ao gal keep playing "Last Night" by P.Diddy .. in the past i like Larz .. but listen too much .. now scared L3rz .. but t!s song n0w reminded m3 of th3 t!mes working @ B3st Denki larz .. tHx f0r gD mem0r!es wH!le work!n @ there !!
3) Den!s3 : u dun see t!s gal like pretty pretty .. den duno how to jok3 .. U'R3 WRONG !! she is willing to 丑化 herself to crack us up .. below are some of the Jokes she sa!d :
1) "Hey .. my pants can gr0w lighter lehz .. see arhz .."
(put lighter in pants)
"Hor Hor H0RrR !!"(while doing the ki tan pose)
Th3n lighter dropped .. LOLZ ..
J3m : WAH !! realli can gr0w lighter lehz !! wahahaz .. p0ck3t gt hol3 arhz?
Den!se : Ya ..
2nd 1 is t!s :
D3n!se : Ehhz .. g!f m3 ur no ..
J3m : why ? wanna por m3 arhz ?
D3n!se : EeE .. i dUn wAn L!a0z ..
J3m : n0 larz .. k!dd!nz larz ..
D3n!s3 : i dun wan l!aoz .. i B3G u nt to gif me .. pl3ase dun g!f me .. i b3g u ..
pl3ase ~
3) Hilm! : n!c3 guy too .. bUt dAt f3ath3r-duSt3r-h3Ad guy keep calling him K!m J!0 (c0z h!s face ab!t l0nger n!az) .. BAD RITE ?!? but he handsome-looking larz .. so luckily ..
HaHaz .. anyway .. he oso another 1 who help me sell my PDAs .. i duno anything .. !s ask him & Simon de .. thX arhz ..
I work there 5 weeks .. for 3 weeks he look so sad .. then on the 4th week he so happy .. so i ask him :
J3m : Why u suddenly so happy? Ur gf g!f u entertainment arhz ?
H!lm! : no gF larz ..
J3m : oh .. th3n u gif urself entertainment larz ?
H!lm! : ...
HAHAHAHAHA !! then dat time he & D3n!se toking mahz :
Hilmi : Wanna go drink a nt ?
Denise : dun wan larz .. i gg "swimming" ..
Hilmi : so late go swimming .. still open mehz?
Denise : Mahjong larz ..
Hilmi : ORhZ !! but dat 1 game for old aunties mahz .. go drink larz ..
Denise : who sae ? i gt a lot of frens oso play MJ .. then oso can drink .. 1 hand
smoke, the other drink ..
J3m : Then ur hair curled up rite ? used the hair curler ... machiam 包租婆 l!ke
dat ..
Denise : Yaya .. LoLz !!
Hilmi : ur fren nt ur age mahz .. so can play ..
Denise : Oei ..
Then customers cam3 & ka J!a0z .. so we disperse lorz .. then after a while .. we get tgt again .. then duno why horz .. H!lm! sUAn D3n!se :
Hilmi : Aye .. u look like auntie lehz .. R u auntie?
D3n!se (Eyes Wide Open) : Then u look like banana .. are u banana ?
(Lookin @ m3) u look like umbrella .. are u umbrella ? wat kind of qs is that ..
WAHAHHAHA !! dat hit my buttons .. i laughed from 7+ p.m to 8.45p.m .. wah p!angz .. dat conversation damn funny l0rz .. u shld see !t on the spot .. u will laugh like crazy !!
Still gt a lots more J0k3s larz .. but too long .. lazy to wr!te here ..
4) Rini : she oso nice gal .. sw33t, pr3tty, beri funy and take good care of the mp3 corner .. den dat time gt 1 SUPER TALL customer .. she g0 serve .. then she onl! till the person waist n!az .. Wahahahaz ..
5) Misah : cool killer .. she beri cool larz .. den she will crack jokes if she wans to .. if she is serious .. do not step on her toes .. u will eRmz .. but she is still a n!c3 person ..
th3n know some more from the gaming side .. Nizah & Imbran (duno spell correct a nt ) .. d!n take photo wif them .. coz 4get .. but the Imbran guy same age as me .. same sch some more .. but B.I.T de .. so evt nth to do .. run over to gaming side chit chat wif them .. *F.Y.I : their side is juz bside our counter* .. hahahaz ..
Gt 1 look like 周华健 de .. duno his name but noe he study @ ITE West .. duno which "outlet" .. LoLz .. but i call him 周华健 coz he r3all! l00k l!k3 1 .. dUn b3l!3v3 m3 .. go d3r3 on sAt 0r sUndA3 .. g0 cAm3ra s!d3 1 .. u s33 1 sk!n t0n3 sUp3r dArk d3 .. dAt's h!m .. h3 !s a cH!n3s3 ..
sum0r3 camera side gt 1 guy call Alex but i called him :龙哥 .. why ? coz dat time help him buy ban mian .. then i go dere wif Imbran .. den ban mian gt 3 kinds .. he wan the normal 1 ... no meat w/o v3gg!3 then add ban m!an ... then Imbran see m3 buy so diffcult .. ask me buy for hu .. i sae i buy for .. erm .. while tinking of Alex .. the word "Dragon" come to my mind .. so i sae buy for Camera side gt 1 guy look like .. "Dragon" .. wah .. we both laugh3d .. he ask me where gt ppl look like dragon .. i sae :" gt .. him lorz .. " hahaz ..
Anyway .. !t's n!c3 w0rk!n @ there larz .. gt n!ce ppl .. the "irr!tat!ng Fuckers" part i shall not sae .. waste my finger str3ngth typing all the nbz stuff they do .. but can named them out larz : " F3ath3r-dust3D-h3aD guy n J!n ya a.k.a Ba g3i" ..
They are fuckers larz .. so dun spoilt the happy mood i created @ the start of t!s entry b4 saeing those guys ..
Anyway .. r3all! gLAd w0rk!n @ there .. n!ce w0rk!n c0nd!t!on .. h0p3 t0 go back th3r3 work w!f same old MP3 corner's ppl ..
Next Job : LG Ph0n3 Promoter !!
(L0ok!n f0rwaRd t0 !t .. pAy g0od .. w0rk!n c0nd!t!on .. uNkn0wn y3t .. w!ll updAt3 u gUyz d3 aBt !t ..)